The Real Holiday Essentials List
Because nobody needs another over-priced water bottle or fancy candle.
We researched. We tested. (We didn’t do either of these things.) And we’re confident this list has everything you’ll need to make it from now to 2025.
1. A near infinite amount of patience.
Because apparently someone on Tiktok said you should mash the potatoes with a baking rack instead of the potato masher you bought specifically to mash potatoes.
2. A genuine, definitely not fake, super real laugh.
For when your friend’s jokes are tragic, but you’re pretty sure they have your name for Secret Santa this year.
3. A well rehearsed elevator pitch.
To explain your job... again. Maybe it’ll stick this time?
4. Boots made for walking.
It’s not enough that your flight is delayed, naturally your gate is also in a different zip code.
5. Emergency wine.
Let’s not pretend you need us to give you a reason.
6. A pen and paper.
You’ll want a record of the unfolding family drama for future reference.
7. A winterproof bestie that isn’t afraid of snow.
Because you can’t do holiday shopping all alone.
8. A vanishing act.
Who says you have to tell EVERYONE goodbye before you’re allowed to leave?
9. Holiday fare that even your vegan, gluten-free, nut-allergic guests can enjoy.
In case you really did need a reason for number 5.
10. Your imagination.
Another year has come and gone and they’re still telling that bold-faced lie masquerading as a story.
11. A nap.
It’s inevitable. After all the food, the people, and the drama, the only thing left to do is find the nearest couch and settle in.
12. A stellar creative team.
Refreshed from winter break and ready to turn your biggest ideas into brilliant realities.
There you have it. A real holiday essentials list.
And now, we’re sending you off with the hope that your days are filled with laughter, rest, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting.
Wishing you and yours all the best (plus a little extra).
Happy holidays!